My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

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Q: Hello, beautiful person! Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself and then pass this on to your ten favorite followers. ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆

1. I’m eating popcorn and getting butter all over my keyboard.

2. I’ve been aimlessly going through life for 2 decades.

3. I’ve recently accepted that I am for sure into girls but haven’t figured out what to do about it.

4. Disney movies 

5. I have less than 2 months left of my time here in Australia :(

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One day, I want to blast the L Word theme song in a busy public place and see how many lesbians turn.

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Q: hey do you actually have the sean saves the world episodes with portia coz i can't get them here in Australia

Yep, Im also in Australia but I think I still have the US itunes store, not sure how to upload them or I would!

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I didn’t like american sociology at all I don’t know why I ever thought I would like australian sociology. 

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